"That, no matter how quiet the kids may be at the moment, or how inactive the telephone and doorbell have been all morning, the surest way to generate an attention-demanding noise from any or all of these is to make physical contact between your butt-cheeks and the toilet seat."
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OK, so that was totally funny and totally true. I can't remember when the last time was that I didn't share the washroom with at least one kid or have to answer at least one question or break up a least one squable...
ReplyDeleteI'm so GLAD I get to be the Grandma now!!!!!
ReplyDeletei have that problem when someone's at the door. or worse. ED.
ReplyDeleteThen the banging starts and then hysterical shouts of " are you alive?!! speak to me!!!*
Dawn - Same! And you'd think we have enough bathrooms that they wouldn't feel the need to share with me! :-)
ReplyDeleteMom - Hmmph.
Grafx - How long do you hide in there, anyway?! :-)
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